The Leroy Awards

Cuba Gooding Junior is the first Leroy winner who has also won an actual Oscar (although the academy severely regrets that decision).

Cuba Gooding Junior went from a vastly-overrated role in Jerry McGuire (alongside a vastly-overrated Scientology dwarf) to the most uncomfortably homosexual commercials alongside Michael Jordan. And in between that quick descent, Cuba was in many uncomfortably horrible movie roles… the 2002 classic “Boat Trip” was, like his commercials, also uncomfortably homosexual - apparently Cuba has found a role that he can really excel at.

Here are the five best performances by Cuba Gooding Junior - cementing his role as a Leroy Lifetime Achievement honoree. We are certain that the statue is more valuable than the net grossing of his last 10 films.

5. Rat Race
Go 1:45 in. Cuba ‘acting’ next to a urinal, with an undershirt over his head. What other Oscar winner would take roles like this?

4. Daddy Day Camp
Cuba gets Eddie Murphy’s sloppy seconds… and this isn’t 1980.

3. Boat Trip
The Bird Cage gone black

2. Snow Dogs
The passion in Cuba’s eyes is palpable. Who would have thought Cuba could make the Iditarod a non-white event?

1. Cuba Meets Michael Jordan… awkwardly
Hanes couldn’t pay either of these guys enough - could they?